Caramelized onions are one of those kitchen upgrades that feel fancy but act like a cheat code. You start with a pile of sliced onions that looks wildly optimistic, and 45-ish minutes later you have a glossy, bronze tangle that tastes like you quietly added five extra hours of flavor to dinner.
This version leans into that soft and chewy sweet spot. Not burned, not mushy, not “I got bored and cranked the heat.” Just slow, steady browning with a couple of smart moves: a pinch of salt early, a splash of water to deglaze when the pan gets too toasty, and a tiny hit of butter at the end for that restaurant-style shine.
Use them on burgers, stir them into pasta, pile them on toast with eggs, or spoon them straight out of the pan like a gremlin. No judgment, only results.




If you are wondering whether they are done, taste one. The timer is helpful, but your mouth is the actual boss.