What makes a martini “dirty”?
Olive brine. Not olive juice, not oil. You want the salty liquid from a jar of cocktail olives or a good-quality olive brine.
How much olive brine should I use?
Here are reliable starting points for one drink:
- Slightly dirty: 1 teaspoon brine
- Dirty (classic): 1/2 fl oz brine (1 Tbsp)
- Extra-dirty: 3/4 to 1 fl oz brine
If you're new to dirty martinis, start at 1/2 fl oz. You can always add a splash more and stir again.
Quick note: Brine saltiness varies a lot by brand. If your brine tastes aggressively salty or a little harsh, start with 1 teaspoon to 1 Tbsp and work up. (And if it doesn't taste good on its own, it won't taste good in your drink.)
Gin or vodka for a dirty martini?
Gin gives you herbal bite that plays great with brine. Vodka makes it cleaner and more purely savory. There's no wrong choice, only moods.
Should a dirty martini be shaken or stirred?
Stirred is classic because it stays silky and relatively clear. Shaking makes it colder faster and adds tiny ice shards that look a little cloudy. If you like it aggressively cold and don't care about clarity, shake it.
How do I make it dry vs wet?
Dry refers to vermouth amount. Less vermouth equals drier.
- Dry: 1/4 fl oz dry vermouth
- Classic: 1/2 fl oz dry vermouth
- Wet: 3/4 fl oz dry vermouth
Any tips for vermouth?
Yes. Use decent dry vermouth, keep it refrigerated after opening, and try to use it within about 1 month for the cleanest flavor. Old vermouth tastes flat and can make your martini feel tired.
Can I batch dirty martinis for a party without watering them down?
Yes. Batch everything except ice and keep it very cold in the fridge. Stir each serving with ice to dilute properly. If you want true “pour and go,” you can pre-dilute by adding about 20 to 25 percent water to the batch. For example, add 1 cup water to 4 cups spirits plus vermouth plus brine. Then chill and pour straight from the fridge into chilled glasses.
What olives are best?
Castelvetrano olives are buttery and mild. Spanish queen olives are classic cocktail energy. Blue cheese stuffed is bold and basically a snack with a degree.