Can I use store-bought cookie dough?
Yes. Press refrigerated sugar cookie dough into the pan and bake according to the package, then cool completely before frosting. You will still look like a hero.
Can I bake this on a sheet pan?
Not a standard 13x18-inch half-sheet pan with this amount of dough. It will spread too thin and bake too fast. If you want a rectangle, use a 9x13-inch pan (it is a much better match for the dough) or double the recipe for a half-sheet pan.
How do I keep fruit from making it watery?
Wash fruit, then dry it really well. If you are using strawberries, slice them and blot with paper towels. Avoid super-juicy fruits like watermelon. If you want extra insurance, brush the cooled crust with a thin layer of melted white chocolate and let it set before frosting.
What fruit works best?
Strawberries, blueberries, kiwi, raspberries, mandarin oranges, grapes, and blackberries are all great. Go for a mix of colors and textures. If using bananas, add them right before serving.
Can I use canned mandarin oranges?
Yes, but drain them like you mean it. Tip them into a sieve, let them sit for a few minutes, then blot gently with paper towels before adding them to the pizza. Fresh mandarin segments also work and tend to weep less.
Can I make it the night before?
You can bake the crust and make the frosting the day before. For the best look and texture, frost and add fruit within a few hours of serving.
Do I need a glaze on top?
Not required. A light apricot jam glaze makes it shiny and helps fruit stay in place, but the pizza is still delicious without it.