I love ranch, but I'm picky about it. I want it fresh, tangy, herby, and thick enough to cling to a carrot without sliding off like it's got somewhere better to be. This is my sweet and simple version, and no, it doesn't taste like dessert. The little bit of honey just rounds off the sour edges and makes the herbs pop.
It's also the kind of recipe that makes you feel like a kitchen wizard because it takes about 10 minutes and one bowl. Use it as a dip, a dressing, a sandwich spread, or the secret peace offering that gets everyone to eat the salad.