Dirty soda is basically what happens when a classic fountain drink gets invited to a coffee shop and comes back with better accessories. You start with something fizzy, add a splash of cream, hit it with citrus, and suddenly your boring afternoon turns into a little event.
This “gourmet” version keeps the ingredients grocery-store simple, but it leans hard into flavor: a punchy lime syrup infused with zest, a whisper of vanilla, and just enough salt to make everything pop. It’s bright, creamy, and cold in the way that makes you take a second sip immediately, just to confirm it’s that good.
You can make this as a single serving, but I recommend batching the lime syrup once and treating yourself all week. Consider it meal prep, but for happiness.