Fresh lime, a touch of sweetness, and ice-cold vodka. This vodka gimlet is the kind of simple cocktail that tastes like you tried harder than you did.
There are cocktails that politely show up. And then there is the Pornstar Martini, kicking the door open with tropical perfume, a silky foam cap, and that iconic little glass of bubbly sitting on the side like it owns the place.
This one is sweet-tart in the best way, heavy on passion fruit, and smoothed out with vanilla vodka. It tastes like a vacation with good lighting. The best part is you do not need a bar cart the size of a minivan to make it. If you can shake hard and taste as you go, you are in business.
Serving note: this is typically served up in a coupe or martini glass, no ice in the drink itself.



