Egg nog has a reputation for being a whole thing. Raw eggs. Tempering. A whisk workout. A tiny panic spiral about curdling. I get it.
This version is my weeknight-friendly answer: stovetop, cooked to 160°F for food safety, and done in about 10 minutes. It tastes like the real deal, not melted vanilla ice cream. Think rich dairy, warm spice, and that little nutmeg moment that makes you stop mid-sip like, okay wow.
Make it alcohol-free for the whole crew, or spike it at the end for the adults. Either way, keep the nutmeg handy. It is not optional in spirit.



