Fried rice is one of those meals that feels like it should be a side dish, but somehow ends up being the entire plan. This rustic version leans into the good stuff: browned bits, salty bacon, silky scrambled eggs, and a sauce that clings to every grain like it has something to prove.
It is easy, yes, but it is also decadent. Think cozy carbs with crisp edges, a little butter for richness, and a sesame-soy finish that tastes like you ordered takeout and then secretly improved it.
Key move: use cold rice, cook hot and fast, and do not be shy about letting the pan do its browning magic.