If mashed potatoes are a blanket, this silky garlic mashed cauliflower is the lighter hoodie you keep reaching for anyway. It hits the same cozy notes, buttery, warm, a little cheesy if you want, but it does not leave you in a carb coma.
The secret is not a fancy ingredient. It is moisture control. Cauliflower holds water like it is getting paid to do it, so we cook it in a way that keeps flavor high and water low, then mash it into something smooth enough to make you do the “just one more bite” loop.

