Is pimento cheese a dip or a spread?
Both. Make it thicker and it's a spread for sandwiches and burgers. Loosen it with 1 to 2 tablespoons extra mayo (or a splash of pickle juice) and it turns into a more scoopable dip.
Do I have to use cream cheese?
No, but I like what it does. Cream cheese gives body and a little tang, which helps the dip feel rich without needing a ton of mayo. If you want to skip it, replace with 1/4 cup extra mayo and add 1 tablespoon sour cream for balance.
Why did mine turn oily or greasy?
Often it's pre-shredded cheese (anti-caking agents can mess with texture), cheese that's too warm, or overmixing. Use freshly grated cheddar and keep the mixture cool. If it looks a little separated, chill 20 minutes and stir again.
What's the best cheese for pimento cheese dip?
Sharp cheddar is the classic. I like a mix of sharp cheddar and extra-sharp for punch. If you want it milder, use medium cheddar and add a pinch more salt and paprika to keep it interesting.
Can I make it without a food processor?
Absolutely. A bowl and a sturdy spatula work great. Just make sure your cream cheese is softened and your cheddar is finely grated.
How do I make it spicy?
Add more hot sauce, a pinch of cayenne, or minced pickled jalapeños. Start small, taste, then go again. You can always add heat, but you can't un-add it.
Is Worcestershire vegetarian?
Not always. Many brands contain anchovies. If you need vegetarian, use a vegetarian Worcestershire or swap in 1 teaspoon soy sauce plus a tiny squeeze of lemon for that savory tang.