Is pimento cheese supposed to be smooth or chunky?
Either is correct. If you want it smoother, chop the pimentos finely and mix more aggressively, or use a hand mixer for a few seconds. If you want it chunkier, fold gently and use a thicker shred of cheddar.
Can I make it without cream cheese?
Yes. For a looser, more “classic deli tub” style, skip the cream cheese and increase the mayonnaise to 3/4 cup to start. Mix, then add another tablespoon or two only if you want it softer. (Without cream cheese, it will be a little less thick and a little more mayo-forward.)
What kind of cheddar is best?
Sharp or extra-sharp. Mild cheddar gets lost. Also, shredding your own from a block blends into the spread better and avoids that slightly powdery texture pre-shredded cheese can bring.
Why does mine get watery?
Usually it is the pimentos. Drain them well and blot with paper towels. Also, avoid overdoing the mayo at the start. You can always add more at the end.
How do I serve it besides crackers?
- Spread on white bread with tomato for a classic sandwich
- Stuff into celery or mini sweet peppers
- On a burger, especially with bacon or pickles
- Melted over toasted bread under the broiler for a quick pimento cheese toast
Any easy variations?
- Smoky: Swap smoked paprika for a pinch of chipotle powder.
- Extra tangy: Add 1 teaspoon pickle juice.
- Slightly sweet: Add a tiny pinch of sugar (start with 1/8 teaspoon).